"Whatever you are, be a good one."

"Kicking ass is great. Kicking ass to music is even better!" - guy from old WCW wrestling

Dad (shuffling by my phone that is playing music): "What the hell is that?"
Me: "My phone."
Dad: "Why is it doing that?"
Me: "Because I told it to."
Dad (leaning down towards my phone): "STOP IT!"

"If you were blind I'd give you my eyes...just so you could see one more sunrise." - Distorted Penguins

Me: "RIOT!"
Crystal: ::runs and kicks trash can::

"Iniza e finisce con la famiglia." (It begins and ends with family)

"When life gets you down, just say 'fuck it' and eat yourself some motherfucking candy." - Paul Sedaris via David Sedaris

"Try to be very good at being yourself." - Josh Groban

"I just need to put my other Popsicle in the freezer, only one firm long thing making a mess at a time." - My husband on if he would like to go make a baby or not